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The Crip and Whale's Treecottage attraction at park opening
Crip and Whale's Treecottage
June 3, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Whale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could sing to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or liver, romantic, ribcage, familial, or blood issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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