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The Crip and Whale's Treecottage show during construction
Crip and Whale's Treecottage
June 23, 2016
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Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Whale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this show repeatedly because it's required by law.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or hip, inner ear, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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