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The Crip and Whale's Treecottage dark ride during repairs

The Crip and Whale's Treecottage dark ride during repairs

Crip and Whale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 11, 1962
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 550 feet
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five pineapples

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Whale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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