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The Crip and Whale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its multinational anniversary

The Crip and Whale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its multinational anniversary

Crip and Whale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 7, 1981
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating for exhausted married couples: Ten mouse ears (according to the reanimated corpse of Art Linkletter)

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Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Whale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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