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Crip and Whale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Tex
Crip and Whale's Treecottage
December 9, 2014
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Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Whale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
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