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Ollie Johnston's organ-festering photo of Crip and Whale's Treecottage

Above: Ollie Johnston's organ-festering photo of Crip and Whale's Treecottage

Crip and Whale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 2008
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating for patients in comas: X happy faces

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Whale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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