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The Crip and Whale's Treecottage show during construction

The Crip and Whale's Treecottage show during construction

Crip and Whale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: June 23, 2016
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Popular with: Fathers

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Whale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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