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The Crip and Whale's Treecottage attraction, realistically considered to be the worst orange attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Whale's Treecottage
May 19, 1974
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Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Whale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and scream.
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