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Deedle's icicle-careening photo of Crip and Whale's Treecottage
Crip and Whale's Treecottage
June 18, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Whale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness, emotional baggage, or kidney, skin, back, cardiac, intestinal, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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