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Crip and Whale's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln
Crip and Whale's Shrubhouse
May 24, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Whale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can't forget about this attraction just a quarter hour preceeding park closing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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