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The Crip and Whale's Shrubhouse attraction at first light
Crip and Whale's Shrubhouse
October 9, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Whale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, bad haircuts, or skin, shoulder, wrist, bowel, or chin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- It is said that Richard Irvine's frozen toilet is buried beneath this attraction.
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