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A tubular view of Crip and Whale's Nuthouse when it's not bathed in darkness
Crip and Whale's Nuthouse
September 20, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Whale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something more demanding.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hair, clothing, romantic, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or churros permitted.
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