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The Crip and Whale's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its reanimated anniversary
Crip and Whale's Nuthouse
June 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Whale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland vacationers can enjoy this attraction more than a minute preceeding its opening.
- Minimum height 20".
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and opinions inside the entangling vines at most times.
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