Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Whale's Nuthouse attraction, stalwartly considered to be the best available attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Whale's Nuthouse
December 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Whale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders may show people near you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from chronic growths or back problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and opinions within the other guests at most times.
- It is alledged that Al Weiss' frozen jar is buried beneath this attraction.
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