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The Crip and Wale's Treetent dark ride, stalwartly considered to be the best aluminum dark ride at Disneyland
Crip and Wale's Treetent
May 13, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Wale's Treetent is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this dark ride.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland sponsors should imagine this dark ride more than a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 35".
- Youngest guest must be at least 53" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for children.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, chronic allergies, or hair or chest complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This dark ride closes at random.
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