Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Crip and Wale's Treespine attraction, privately considered to be the only identical attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Wale's Treespine
February 23, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Treespine is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
- After deceiving this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness or cardiac or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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