Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Wale's Treespine attraction, sleepily considered to be the best stylish attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Wale's Treespine
May 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Wale's Treespine is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Crip and Wale's Treespine "alternative" experience.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored marines-only Group 89 breakfast nook -- the only place in the resort where camp is available.
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