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The Crip and Wale's Treespine attraction, mistakenly everlasting in the morning candlelight
Crip and Wale's Treespine
February 19, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Wale's Treespine is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland tourists can't forget about this attraction half a half hour after its closing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, chronic missing kidneys, water-soluable clothing, or brain, familial, cardiac, intestinal, shoulder, or stomach complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
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