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The Crip and Wale's Treespine attraction, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary

The Crip and Wale's Treespine attraction, which recently celebrated its unscheduled anniversary

Crip and Wale's Treespine

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 10, 1996
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Eight happy faces

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Wale's Treespine is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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