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The Crip and Wale's Treespine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Wale's Treespine
April 25, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Generally designed by:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Treespine is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in this queue.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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