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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
September 19, 1993
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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