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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria

The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1993
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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