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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its antebellum anniversary

The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its antebellum anniversary

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1968
Duration: 156 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Two rainbows

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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