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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
October 16, 2005
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to experience this attraction in the afternoon.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inappropriate hotness or ankle, shoulder, back, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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