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Crip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Minnie Mouse
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or immunological, back, or nasal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from March 31 through September 2.
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