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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 9 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so fun, try not to ride this attraction second thing during giving birth.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear or kidney issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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