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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up (by www.WheezyThePenguinBlog.com)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The comment about globes is a bad joke.
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