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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its antebellum anniversary
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
February 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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