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Above: The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, February 7, 1965, 8:24 a.m.
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 6, 1964
Avg. queue length:
No more than X churros
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from the cartoon.
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