Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, November 3, 1965, 6:53 p.m.

Photo: The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, November 3, 1965, 6:53 p.m.

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1961
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 84 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

Touring Tips

Guest Alerts

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.