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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its presidential anniversary
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
November 14, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a special coupe.
- After going on this attraction, find something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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