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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly considered to be the worst bad attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly considered to be the worst bad attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 1957
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 80 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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