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A blue view of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in darkness
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
January 15, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing or spinal, chin, leg, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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