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A shiny view of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 48 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and heavily bearded).
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