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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly unchanging in the fading sunlight

The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly unchanging in the fading sunlight

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1969
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Nine reviews

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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