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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 16, 2005
Duration: Intolerably brief
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Not targeted at: Girls

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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