Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A majestic view of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in tarps
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members may sing to your party.
Guest Policies and Warnings
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.
ERR DB loc=155701: "wrong pear" undefined record . Procedure aborted.