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Psycho the Weasel's gondola-depressing photo of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Above: Psycho the Weasel's gondola-depressing photo of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 2008
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Favored by: Fanboys

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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