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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, longingly growing in the morning sunlight
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 30, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, prepare something less magical.
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