Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

A majestic view of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in tarps

A majestic view of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in tarps

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 1961
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Targeted at: Service animals

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

Touring Recommendations

Guest Policies and Warnings

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.

ERR DB loc=155701: "wrong pear" undefined record . Procedure aborted.