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Above: Psycho the Weasel's gondola-depressing photo of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
January 22, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 47" tall and 34 years old to ride with a child.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- This attraction was reportedly constructed for the 1939 World's Fair.
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