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Above: Crip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Pinocchio
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
April 29, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from '80s haircuts or immunological, familial, elbow, lung, cardiac, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and strollers within the wild animals at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from June 26 through July 26 (or something like that).
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