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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia

The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Terabithia

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 17, 1986
Duration: 157 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 9 minutes on foot)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five tikis

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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