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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its global anniversary

The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its global anniversary

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 1972
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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