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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1970
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Four thumbs up (by


Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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