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Jessica Rabbit's jester-darling photo of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Jessica Rabbit's jester-darling photo of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 15, 1966
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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