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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Below: The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1962
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Favored by: Drunks

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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