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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its global anniversary
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 31, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 30" tall and 37 years old to ride alone.
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