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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly considered to be the worst bad attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 17, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to kick this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction area.
Policies and Notices
- Annoyance may occur.
- No texting or flash photography permitted.
- The first car on this attraction is named for Merlin Jones' archaeologist.
- Be sure to look for an antique Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the secondary queue.
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