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A shiny view of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in darkness

A shiny view of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in darkness

Crip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1973
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 48 minutes by boat)

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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