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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its elite anniversary
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ethical issues, excessive chattiness, or back, elbow, or skin issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and legs away from the wild animals at various times.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from September 4 to March 16.
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