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The Crip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Wale's Smokehouse
July 29, 1996
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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