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Pictured: The Crip and Wale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of the facility
Crip and Wale's Shrubhouse
September 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Wale's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may attack if you don't let them.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something longer.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland Wikipedia editors might try to run to this attraction more than an hour before the gates opening.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from finger, attention-span, kidney, or spinal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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