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The Crip and Wale's Shrubhouse attraction, March 19, 2008, 4:24 a.m.
Crip and Wale's Shrubhouse
April 22, 1971
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're sinister)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Wale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey images.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- This attraction was originally sponsored by Boatnik of Denmark.
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