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Above: The Crip and Wale's Shrubhouse ride, abominably careening in the fading moonlight
Crip and Wale's Shrubhouse
May 27, 1971
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Wale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to stand next to someone you find relaxing, because this ride will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this ride, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
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