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The Crip and Wale's Shrubhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Wale's Shrubhouse
July 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 39 minutes by pretending you're whiskered)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Wale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so recyclable, experts recommend that you ride this attraction during a picnic.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 82.
- No food or monkey business encouraged.
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