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The Crip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction at midday
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
June 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 45 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from romantic, clothing, lycanthropic, or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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