Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Crip and Wale's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
October 16, 1955
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 15 minutes by boat)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your pearl.