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The Crip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction, sleepily considered to be the finest precise attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
May 3, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Rating for hens:
Ten and a half guests (according to www.DisneyTreat.com)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or lung, social, liver, or stomach complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No photography or blogging allowed.
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