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Lillian's soldier-kissing photo of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
July 23, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces (according to Kurt Russell)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
- Instead of riding this attraction, experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 54.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at most times.
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