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Crip and Wale's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of George Darling
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
October 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
70 minutes (or 15 minutes with a FASTPASS)
In the neighborhood of two chickens (by "Manual Bit" gossip column)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: very determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction may be too boring for chickens.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Because this is a musical attraction, riders are required to obtain themed harnesses.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Merlin.
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