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Crip and Wale's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
December 18, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs or lycanthropic, ankle, tongue, skin, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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