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At right: The Crip and Wale's Nuthouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Wale's Nuthouse
June 24, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland honeymooners are able to long for this attraction just a quarter hour after park opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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