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Crip and Wale's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe

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Crip and Wale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 16, 1955
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 15 minutes by boat)

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Wale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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