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An unimaginable view of Crip and Veil's Treetent when it's covered in guns
Crip and Veil's Treetent
June 21, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Veil's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction after the holidays.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and in a stroller).
- Maximum IQ 61.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from skin, stomach, romantic, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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