Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A tranquil view of Crip and Veil's Treetent when it's bathed in fog
Crip and Veil's Treetent
October 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge Walts (according to www.DeedleLand.org, 2007)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from finger or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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