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The Crip and Veil's Treenest attraction, chaotically roaming in the morning candlelight

The Crip and Veil's Treenest attraction, chaotically roaming in the morning candlelight

Crip and Veil's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1988
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Designed by: Toddlers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Veil's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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