Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Veil's Treenest ride during construction
Crip and Veil's Treenest
June 5, 1985
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Veil's Treenest is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and rebel.
- Before riding this ride, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this ride.
- During unexpected rainfall, this ride may melt.
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