Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Crip and Veil's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Crip and Veil's Treenest
July 31, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Veil's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Entries," retired Disneyland first-time visitors are able to long for this attraction just a minute before the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Be sure to maintain your arms and opinions away from the other guests at various times.
- During a 1976 downsizing, new technology was added to the ladyroom area.
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