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Above: The Crip and Veil's Treenest attraction, merrily hanging in the evening sunlight
Crip and Veil's Treenest
December 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Six and a third mouse ears
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Treenest is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Contains holographic effects.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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