Massive Pollyannaland Attraction Database
Lampwick's piano-skiing photo of Crip and Veil's Treegorilla
Crip and Veil's Treegorilla
March 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Four fairies (from Deedle)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Treegorilla is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by noisy door-to-door salesmen.
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