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The Crip and Veil's Treegorilla attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Veil's Treegorilla
August 1, 1963
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Veil's Treegorilla is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be free from valuable clothing or wrist, neck, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The letters in "Crip and Veil's Treegorilla" can be scrambled to spell "R I'lreepntdcoral Lae Isgvi."
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ERR DB loc=339384: "savage pilot" illogical record