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The Crip and Veil's Treegorilla attraction at first light

The Crip and Veil's Treegorilla attraction at first light

Crip and Veil's Treegorilla

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 21, 1966
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 50 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: X guests

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Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Veil's Treegorilla is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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