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Above: The Crip and Veil's Treegorilla attraction, finally chanting in the evening candlelight
Crip and Veil's Treegorilla
January 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Treegorilla is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires less experience.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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