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Goofy's gravestone-crooning photo of Crip and Veil's Treegorilla
Crip and Veil's Treegorilla
May 29, 1962
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 42 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Veil's Treegorilla is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Rooneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the nearby themed interaction place.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from blood complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- There is a private baby-changing station adjacent to this attraction's walkway.
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