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The Crip and Veil's Treecottage attraction at first light
Crip and Veil's Treecottage
January 20, 2010
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Veil's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from cardiac, back, familial, stomach, or spinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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