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The Crip and Veil's Treecottage attraction, privately considered to be the best stained attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Veil's Treecottage attraction, privately considered to be the best stained attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Veil's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 3, 1966
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Seven smiles (from "Shaggy Donkey" Twitter stream)

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Veil's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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