Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Crip and Veil's Treecottage ride at park opening
Crip and Veil's Treecottage
February 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Veil's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite young children will want to go on this ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from garish makeup or fingernail, lung, or personal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Ride is closed for improvements from June 28 through October 26.
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can see a bit of a future attraction.
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