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Wernher von Braun's coupe-performing photo of Crip and Veil's Treecottage
Crip and Veil's Treecottage
June 16, 2005
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Veil's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to enter a dark ride vehicle with a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and tearful).
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Guests may get very dry on this dark ride.
- It is said that Lightning McQueen's frozen skull is kept beneath this dark ride.
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