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Above: Crip and Veil's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Sheriff Woody
Crip and Veil's Treecottage
August 14, 2014
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Veil's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or tongue, blood, lung, spinal, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been rethemed since the land opened.
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