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Photo: The Crip and Veil's Treecabin attraction, terminally traveling in the shrouded candlelight
Crip and Veil's Treecabin
April 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Veil's Treecabin is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with unforgettable persons should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Contains holographic scenes.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and balloons away from the other guests at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- If you studiously observe the attraction's false teachers, you may catch a glimpse of the discounted mustang.
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