Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A sleek view of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in madness
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
May 26, 1958
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
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