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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst proud attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
April 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 47" (in your bare feet).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or leg, personal, hip, or fingernail issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
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