Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse adventure, wildly considered to be the finest tight adventure at Disneyland
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
October 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
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