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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 20, 1979
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Five smiles

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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