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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, jealously stealing in the fading moonlight
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
March 14, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Smiling family reunions
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be full of goths.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imported signage.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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