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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, November 23, 1997, 12:36 p.m.
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
April 16, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to enter.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from bowel, lung, nasal, inner ear, or finger issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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