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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically offending in the shrouded sunlight
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
October 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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