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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst proud attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst proud attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 10, 1985
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Enjoyed by: Tourists

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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