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An overhead view of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's inundated in children

An overhead view of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's inundated in children

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 2015
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine Walts (by Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, 1988)

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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