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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse adventure, wildly considered to be the finest tight adventure at Disneyland

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Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: October 16, 1977
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Targeted at: Foreign toddlers

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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