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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse dark ride, December 17, 1975, 5:57 a.m.
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
January 25, 2004
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of eight Disneys
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: very determined children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, and may hang if you don't let them.
- Instead of going on this dark ride, you will be compelled to try something more magical.
Policies and Information
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Dark ride is closed for installation of holiday overlay from July 13 to November 15 (or something like that).
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