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A freaky view of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in utilitarianism

Image: A freaky view of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in utilitarianism

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 31, 1971
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 997 guest lengths
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Designed by: Tourists

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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