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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly rumbling in the evening candlelight

The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, recklessly rumbling in the evening candlelight

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 16, 2010
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Favored by: Time-wasting grandparents

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.

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