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A sleek view of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in madness

Above: A sleek view of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in madness

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1958
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Vacationers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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