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Above: The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly loading in the evening sunlight
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
January 10, 2010
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Crip and Veil's Smokehouse alternative experience.
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