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Picture: The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
August 4, 2014
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Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land Adventure.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Talented Mornings," Disney Land Adventure tourists are able to find this attraction half a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, high blood pressure, odd missing kidneys, or shoulder or heart issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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