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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse dark ride, December 17, 1975, 5:57 a.m.

The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse dark ride, December 17, 1975, 5:57 a.m.

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: January 25, 2004
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of eight Disneys

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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