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Pictured: The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, fantastically considered to be the finest royal attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
March 24, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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