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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
August 20, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland BFFs might try to long for this attraction more than a minute preceeding everyone else.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains exploding effects that may panic service animals.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from August 28 until something like October 8.
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