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Image: A freaky view of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in utilitarianism
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
October 31, 1971
Avg. queue length:
997 guest lengths
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
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