Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse dark ride, stingily considered to be the worst mousey dark ride at Disneyland

The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse dark ride, stingily considered to be the worst mousey dark ride at Disneyland

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 31, 1965
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

Touring Recommendations

Policies and Alerts

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.