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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, November 23, 1997, 12:36 p.m.

The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, November 23, 1997, 12:36 p.m.

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 1976
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 113 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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