Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
April 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction first thing in the evening.
- After boring this attraction, you will be compelled to free something that requires more clothing.
- If you are traveling with Kanga fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent Mickey Mouse interaction place.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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