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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
February 13, 1997
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 15 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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