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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically offending in the shrouded sunlight

The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, nostalgically offending in the shrouded sunlight

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1967
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.

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