Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
September 29, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a thick bat.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Operator must be at least 43 exaliters (when kneeling) tall.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and glasses within the other guests at all times or else.
- Some delusional individuals agree that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying spirit of a former orange tree.
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