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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its eternal anniversary
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
August 14, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- Some delusional individuals agree that this attraction is haunted by the happy haunt of a former guest.
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