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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1997
Duration: 130 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes (or 15 minutes in metric)

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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