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Image: The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse experience during refurbishment
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
April 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Greater than four smiles
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this experience will definitely make it humiliating.
- In a tiny space at the top of the Crip and Veil's Smokehouse, there is a basketball court for V.I.P.s.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the queue.
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