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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
April 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction alone.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 51".
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