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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly loading in the evening sunlight

Above: The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly loading in the evening sunlight

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 10, 2010
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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