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An elusive view of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in fog
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
November 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to wear safety glasses.
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