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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1968
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Popular with: Parents

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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.

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