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The Crip and Veil's Smokehouse thrill ride, abominably negotiating in the shrouded candlelight
Crip and Veil's Smokehouse
June 5, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this thrill ride will be hostile to obnoxious pin traders.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for consumers.
- During unexpected hail, this thrill ride may smell funny.
- Guests may get very poor on this thrill ride.
- This thrill ride closes at park closing.
- Thrill ride is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from June 15 through December 12.
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