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The Crip and Veil's Shrubhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Veil's Shrubhouse
November 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Veil's Shrubhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 93.
- Must be at least 28" tall and 5 years old to ride in front.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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