Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Veil's Shrubhouse attraction at first light
Crip and Veil's Shrubhouse
July 31, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Veil's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant parents can use the restroom first.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- No running or churros allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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