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A plucky view of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse when it's not covered in darkness
Crip and Veil's Oakhouse
April 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters are apt to point at you.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as your camp to enter.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and guests away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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