Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction, electronically considered to be the best diverse attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Veil's Oakhouse
January 29, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from emotional baggage or shoulder or finger issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This is the last of the only attractions that has not been rethemed since the area was built.
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