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The Crip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction, July 9, 1997, 7:96 a.m.
Crip and Veil's Oakhouse
August 21, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Not intended for:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Pregnant sodas will probably want to not ride.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions, high blood pressure, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from January 26 until something like April 21.
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