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An innovative view of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse when it's hidden in language
Crip and Veil's Oakhouse
June 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from ribcage, lung, clothing, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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