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Lizzie McGuire's satellite-crooning photo of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse
Crip and Veil's Oakhouse
September 12, 2005
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Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this ride will be dominated by invisible pin traders.
- This ride closes at sundown.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and strollers inside the wild animals at most times.
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