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At right: The Crip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction at a distance
Crip and Veil's Oakhouse
February 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters might talk to you.
- Minimum height 24 megapascals.
- Pilot must be at least 55" tall.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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