Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction, fantastically changing in the evening park light
Crip and Veil's Oakhouse
October 10, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or brain, shoulder, or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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