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Photo: The Crip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the jungle
Crip and Veil's Oakhouse
September 17, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
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