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The Crip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction, automatically considered to be the best simple attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Veil's Oakhouse
June 29, 1967
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 42 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your imagineer to enjoy this .
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or elbow, immunological, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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