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The Crip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction, softly moaning in the morning candlelight

Pictured: The Crip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction, softly moaning in the morning candlelight

Crip and Veil's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1964
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

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Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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