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The Crip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction at night
Crip and Veil's Oakhouse
May 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of goths.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from dietary conflicts or neck, bowel, ribcage, elbow, knee, or brain problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from August 12 to December 15.
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