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Crip and Veil's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Secretariat
Crip and Veil's Oakhouse
September 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
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