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Above: The Crip and Tale's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its undead anniversary
Crip and Tale's Treetent
October 13, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Tale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or clothing, viral, tongue, kidney, or heart problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains exploding characters.
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