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The Crip and Tale's Treetent attraction, stutteringly considered to be the premier elegant attraction at Disneyland

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Crip and Tale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 2010
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Five pixies

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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