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Picture: The Crip and Tale's Treetent attraction, again scathing in the shrouded park light
Crip and Tale's Treetent
January 31, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Treetent is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 33".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to buy safety pants.
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