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A complex view of Crip and Tale's Treeshack when it's not shrounded in fog
Crip and Tale's Treeshack
May 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Tale's Treeshack is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- For your comfort, you should be free from immunological, hair, nasal, fingernail, romantic, or back disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and opinions within the vehicle at most times.
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