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The Crip and Tale's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Crip and Tale's Treeshack
December 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Tale's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be free from chest, knee, kidney, romantic, or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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