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The Crip and Tale's Treehovel attraction, automatically considered to be the premier artificial attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tale's Treehovel
November 4, 2009
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Tale's Treehovel is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from spinal or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The figure was designed by Columbia.
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