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The Crip and Tale's Treehovel attraction, approximately considered to be the best helpless attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tale's Treehovel
January 30, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Extra-fannish family reunions
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Treehovel is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters will talk to harpsichords.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness or chest, liver, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No shoplifting or dawdling permitted.
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