Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Crip and Tale's Treehovel attraction during repairs
Crip and Tale's Treehovel
January 29, 1963
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two guests
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Tale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and opinions within the cast members at significant times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.