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Photo: The Crip and Tale's Treehovel attraction, eerily bouncing in the afternoon candlelight
Crip and Tale's Treehovel
April 19, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Tale's Treehovel is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to participate.
- Must be at least 45" tall and 34 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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