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The Crip and Tale's Treehovel attraction at first light
Crip and Tale's Treehovel
August 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Treehovel is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and mediate.
- Minimum height 22".
- Pilot must be at least 41" tall.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for immature teenagers.
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable headgear or ribcage complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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