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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse experience, happily yelling in the fading sunlight

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse experience, happily yelling in the fading sunlight

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: May 10, 1986
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Tourists

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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