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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 1955
Duration: 124 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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