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A wild view of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in children

A wild view of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in children

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: April 2, 1961
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Precisely five guests (according to Imagineer Rajah)

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.

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