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Crip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Christina Aguilera

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Christina Aguilera

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 2012
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Never intended for: Boys

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Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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