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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse experience, happily yelling in the fading sunlight
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't queue with someone you find daring, because this experience will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant parents may run away.
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