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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its international anniversary
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 29, 1961
Avg. queue length:
A median score of three rainbows
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, try not to avoid this attraction first thing in the morning.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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