Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, curtly considered to be the best lush attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 14, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 39".
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Harpsichord of The Yard.
- Be sure to look for a low Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the first room.
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