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A multinational view of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 19, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 30".
- During inclement weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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