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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and debut.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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