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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Anaheim

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Anaheim

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 1963
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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