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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its international anniversary

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its international anniversary

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 1961
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: A median score of three rainbows

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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