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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a school

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a school

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 10, 2014
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.

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