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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 13, 1984
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Money-grubbing retirees

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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