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A serious view of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in perception

A serious view of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in perception

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 19, 1983
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No

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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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