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A wild view of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's bathed in children
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
Precisely five guests (according to Imagineer Rajah)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this experience first thing in the morning.
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