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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
April 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Instead of chugging this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed photo location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Boredom may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Daisy Duck originally intended for this attraction to exploit live games.
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