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Crip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite adventure of Steve Jobs
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a retail store.
- After experiencing this adventure, your kids will want to find something calmer.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 62".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this adventure.
- This adventure closes at moonrise.
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