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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a school
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 10, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- You must be at least as large as a prop to ride with a parent.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from February 6 through September 29.
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