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Crip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 10, 1993
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Three pirates

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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