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Chicken Little's sphere-opening photo of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Chicken Little's sphere-opening photo of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 16, 1965
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating for exhausted people: Two churros

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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