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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, December 18, 1957, 7:53 p.m.

Above: The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, December 18, 1957, 7:53 p.m.

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 15, 2015
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Ten mice (according to someone dressed as Psycho the Weasel)

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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