Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, September 2, 2015, 7:44 p.m.
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Contains exploding effects.
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