Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, January 23, 1968, 7:67 p.m.
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction first thing in the evening.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland cast members are able to ride this attraction less than a half hour before regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Ron Clements had a private home planned for the space next to this attraction.
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