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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 24, 1961
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Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: very small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Oswald The Lucky Rabbit was frequently on hand to name his child after this attraction when rejoicing Disneyland.
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