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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, July 29, 1980, 7:95 p.m.

Photo: The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, July 29, 1980, 7:95 p.m.

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 1985
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: X guests

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.

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