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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 13, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to invoke this attraction with a funny hat on.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character autograph location.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- Annual passholders may be heard talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to rent precision specticles.
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