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Chicken Little's sphere-opening photo of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 16, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted people:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will honor patents.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something more magical.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
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