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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, August 12, 2004, 9:11 a.m.

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, August 12, 2004, 9:11 a.m.

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 1967
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Rating: An average of three and a quarter guests

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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