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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, August 12, 2004, 9:11 a.m.
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 9, 1967
Avg. queue length:
An average of three and a quarter guests
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 18".
- Driver must be at least 59" tall.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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