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A serious view of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in perception
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 19, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to walk past this attraction alone.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This was Ward Kimball's particularly tolerated attraction.
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