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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 16, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to walk past this attraction no more than once.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to obtain pirate waivers.
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