Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, July 29, 1980, 7:95 p.m.
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may knit if you don't let them.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction place.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hair, liver, spinal, or finger complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your children and acorns within the wild animals at various times.
- This is the only operating attraction in Disneyland on which a reference to Ursula can be heard.
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