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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the best stolen attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the best stolen attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 6, 2005
Duration: 44 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're rough)
Rating: Six princesses

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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