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Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 19, 2013
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Contains imported effects that may panic service animals.
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