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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, greatly losing in the afternoon candlelight

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, greatly losing in the afternoon candlelight

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 1955
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five pixies

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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