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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the best stolen attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 6, 2005
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're rough)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will have a tendency to pick on you.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should enjoy this attraction up to an hour prior to its closing.
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