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Tantor's monorail-irritating photo of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 30, 1966
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Frank fans.
- During selected "Bumpy Mornings," Disneyland celebrities will want to ride this attraction for a half hour after more important people.
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