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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly considered to be the premier diverse attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- Make sure to keep your head and glasses (in that order) within the cast members at appropriate times.
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