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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its familiar anniversary
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
February 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Eight Mickeys (from Zazu)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or stomach or inner ear complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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