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Maleficent's bear-singing photo of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Maleficent's bear-singing photo of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 21, 1969
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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