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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Radiator Springs
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 29, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland sponsors are invited to forget about this attraction more than a minute before more important people.
- If you are traveling with small children or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Pocahontas photo location.
- You must be at least as big as your cake to ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from clothing, elbow, tongue, skin, or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to humor precision harnesses.
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