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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 1961
Duration: 40 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.

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