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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, almost considered to be the best independent attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, almost considered to be the best independent attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 2, 2015
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Enjoyed by: Foreigners

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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