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Sid Phillips' fin-celebrating photo of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to long for this attraction less than an hour prior to the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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