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Crip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 10, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young teenagers.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
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