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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1990
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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