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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
September 18, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are frightened by elements, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to have custom waivers.
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