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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse thrill ride during repairs
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of maids, then you won't want to go on this thrill ride.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride.
- Within this thrill ride can be found the rumored members-only Speakeasy 76 dining room -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is mandatory.
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