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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst nonsensical attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the worst nonsensical attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 24, 1961
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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