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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a séance

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a séance

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 1989
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes (or 30 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Favored by: Retirees

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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