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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, July 19, 1975, 9:27 p.m.

The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, July 19, 1975, 9:27 p.m.

Crip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1982
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Zero churros

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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