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The Crip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
June 2, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you find something more thrilling.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
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