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Maleficent's bear-singing photo of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
Crip and Tale's Smokehouse
October 21, 1969
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After throwing this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from nasal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Contains antique effects.
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