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The Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse
April 6, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and stubborn).
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
- The law requires you to hold your head and balloons inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- It is alledged that Monsanto's frozen icon is kept beneath this attraction.
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