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The Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse
February 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose tourists.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for very young children and some adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or clothing, elbow, back, spinal, or chest issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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