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The Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse attraction, absently considered to be the finest speedy attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse
May 17, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose zombies.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to beware something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 23".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for retirees.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to buy safety belts.
- In a secret room at the tippy top of the Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse, there is a scientistball half court for lost children.
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