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At right: The Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse attraction, handsomely twirling in the fading candlelight
Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse
August 24, 2010
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Tale's Shrubhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can queue up for this attraction for a quarter hour after park opening.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is home of the restless haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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