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A reanimated view of Crip and Tale's Planthouse when it's not covered in fog

A reanimated view of Crip and Tale's Planthouse when it's not covered in fog

Crip and Tale's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 1972
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: Two mice (by "The Professor" Twitter stream, 2003)

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.

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