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A reanimated view of Crip and Tale's Planthouse when it's not covered in fog
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
November 22, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Two mice (by "The Professor" Twitter stream, 2003)
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and endlessly complaining).
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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