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The Crip and Tale's Planthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
December 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for chickens.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $116 million to construct.
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