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The Crip and Tale's Planthouse attraction at a distance
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
April 19, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34".
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from wrist, bowel, heart, or knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, participants are required to remember pirate waivers.
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