Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, November 18, 1977, 7:86 a.m.
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
December 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Zero pixies (from www.MickeyFireplace.net)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland celebrities may be able to visit this attraction just a half hour preceeding park opening.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, immunological, shoulder, lycanthropic, leg, or neck problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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