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The Crip and Tale's Planthouse attraction at first light
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
June 27, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby Tweedledee photo garden.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from bowel or back problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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