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Crip and Tale's Planthouse, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
October 5, 2013
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 19 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and glasses within the vehicle at all times.
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