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The Crip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, roundly considered to be the worst aluminum attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Tale's Planthouse attraction, roundly considered to be the worst aluminum attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Tale's Planthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1980
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes
Rating: Two dollars

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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