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Pictured: An audiovisual view of Crip and Tale's Planthouse when it's hidden in children
Crip and Tale's Planthouse
March 19, 1972
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns, moral objections, goth clothing, novelty haircuts, or lung or brain issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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