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Above: Ron Clements' mermaid-shooting photo of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse
Crip and Tale's Oakhouse
August 9, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from January 14 until perhaps February 26.
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