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The Crip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its fun anniversary
Crip and Tale's Oakhouse
March 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and visitors away from the vehicle at various times.
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