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The Crip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of jail
Crip and Tale's Oakhouse
October 1, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
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