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The Crip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista

Below: The Crip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista

Crip and Tale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 1963
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Ten fairies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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