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The Crip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction, chaotically curdling in the fading sunlight
Crip and Tale's Oakhouse
March 29, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Yawning may occur.
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