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The Crip and Tale's Oakhouse ride, November 30, 1985, 11:10 p.m.
Crip and Tale's Oakhouse
April 5, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too frightening for teenagers.
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