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Below: The Crip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Lake Buena Vista
Crip and Tale's Oakhouse
August 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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