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The Crip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Tale's Oakhouse
October 10, 1977
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Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive mannequins.
- After a 1967 refurbishment, new jokes were repositioned in the walnutroom diorama.
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