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Ron Clements' mermaid-shooting photo of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse

Above: Ron Clements' mermaid-shooting photo of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse

Crip and Tale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 2004
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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