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Above: The Crip and Tale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Tale's Oakhouse
March 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 22" tall and 14 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to water special harnesses.
- The glow of Crip and Tale's Oakhouse can be viewed from as far away as Terabithia.
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