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A dangerous view of Crip and Tale's Bushhouse when it's not covered in children

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Crip and Tale's Bushhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1993
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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