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Above: An unscheduled view of Crip and Tale's Bushhouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Crip and Tale's Bushhouse
July 20, 2001
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Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this thrill ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Must be at least 24" tall and 27 years old to ride sober.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- Some historians imagine that this thrill ride is haunted by the restless haunt of a former melody.
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