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The Crip and Tale's Bushhouse attraction, blandly bathing in the evening park light
Crip and Tale's Bushhouse
August 6, 1993
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 36 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should find this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No running or monkey business encouraged.
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