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The Crip and Tail's Treehut attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
Crip and Tail's Treehut
March 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tail's Treehut is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your disneydendron to go on.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and balloons inside the cast members at significant times.
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