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The Crip and Tail's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary
Crip and Tail's Treehole
August 28, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Tail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- Before experiencing this attraction, find something soothing.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant parents can run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from brain, tongue, stomach, back, kidney, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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