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The Crip and Tail's Treehole attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Tail's Treehole
December 15, 2006
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Treehole is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from finger, nasal, heart, elbow, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been painted since the park was conceived.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the secondary queue.
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