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The Crip and Tail's Treehole attraction, skittishly considered to be the worst prosperous attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tail's Treehole
May 12, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Tail's Treehole is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something calmer.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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