Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at night
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
September 26, 2002
Avg. queue length:
218 guest lengths
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- Instead of going on this attraction, find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may not ride.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions inside the other guests at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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