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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
June 9, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- For your comfort, you should be free from lung issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to purchase custom harnesses.
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