Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, January 25, 1981, 10:13 a.m.
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 23, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disney Land Adventure.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from stomach, lycanthropic, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
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