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Photo: Crip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Joe Fowler
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 1983
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members are able to forget about this attraction as much as a minute preceeding its opening.
Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Contains exploding illusions.
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