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Photo: A subterranean view of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 3, 1998
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and plunge.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something calmer.
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young children.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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