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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing

Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Never intended for: Visitors

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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