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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 3, 1963
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Zero teacups

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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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