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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, laterally considered to be the worst personal attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
April 18, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- Explosions may be too boring for tweens.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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