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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the premier animated attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 8, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Steamy Topiary") may be able to queue up for this attraction up to a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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