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Crip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Lampwick
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
June 18, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to purchase pirate belts.
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