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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, calmly shining in the morning sunlight
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
April 6, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
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