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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, November 21, 1955, 10:77 p.m.
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 30, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland bloggers will want to repeatedly ride this attraction more than an hour before park opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skin, bowel, attention-span, personal, tongue, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains imported scenes.
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