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Ub Iwerks' desk-scathing photo of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

At right: Ub Iwerks' desk-scathing photo of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1983
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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