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Zazu's mint-churning photo of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Zazu's mint-churning photo of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 20, 1998
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Rating: X mice

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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