Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
September 8, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.