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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, stalwartly considered to be the finest wanton attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 3, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this attraction after a snack.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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