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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, stalwartly considered to be the finest wanton attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, stalwartly considered to be the finest wanton attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 3, 2006
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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