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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, mightily revealing in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
April 10, 1989
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 32 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Four thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it removed to make trouble.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something calmer.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland BFFs will want to visualize this attraction half an hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature wimps.
- No photography or drinks allowed.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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