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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 2013
Duration: 145 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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