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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse experience, December 13, 1998, 3:56 p.m.
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
May 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this experience multiple times.
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this experience.
- This experience closes at dawn.
- This experience was spiritually sponsored by Sculpture of The Midwest.
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