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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse experience, December 13, 1998, 3:56 p.m.

The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse experience, December 13, 1998, 3:56 p.m.

Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: May 6, 1983
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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