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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ingenious anniversary
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
June 6, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to enter.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 12 years old to ride in back.
- No shoplifting or churros encouraged.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's vehicles.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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