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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its capable anniversary
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
March 24, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland executives will want to repeatedly ride this attraction up to a minute prior to regular operating hours.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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