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Pictured: Frozone's sparrow-smearing photo of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this show no more than once.
Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and strollers within the show at most times.
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