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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, dashingly clapping in the morning moonlight
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 5, 1962
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Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
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