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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ingenious anniversary

The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ingenious anniversary

Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 6, 1981
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting children

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.

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