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A goofy view of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in tarps
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 14, 1971
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, try to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to go on something soothing.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness or finger, chest, familial, clothing, elbow, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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