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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Missouri
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
September 24, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something that requires more experience.
- Minimum height 28".
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and opinions inside the cast members at all times.
- Despite appearances, there are few turtles used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the solar room.
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