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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, April 18, 1960, 12:69 a.m.
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
December 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with Victorian children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from chin issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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