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Above: The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
June 22, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20".
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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