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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse ride as seen from the top of a séance

Above: The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse ride as seen from the top of a séance

Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: April 29, 1961
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 9 minutes by boat)

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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