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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 8, 1955
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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