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A subterranean view of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children

Photo: A subterranean view of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children

Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 3, 1998
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: Two pirates

Description

Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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