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The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, April 18, 1960, 12:69 a.m.

The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, April 18, 1960, 12:69 a.m.

Crip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 1966
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: Zero mouse ears

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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