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Crip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Stromboli
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
August 27, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to invisible door-to-door salesmen.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires less patience.
- Tweedledum originally intended for this attraction to display live wheels.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the memorable scene.
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