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Above: The Crip and Tail's Smokehouse ride as seen from the top of a séance
Crip and Tail's Smokehouse
April 29, 1961
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 9 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this ride.
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