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The Crip and Tail's Shrubhouse attraction, humanely jumping in the fading candlelight
Crip and Tail's Shrubhouse
September 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Tail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
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