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The Crip and Tail's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of the college
Crip and Tail's Shrubhouse
March 30, 2005
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 7 minutes on foot)
Less than zero thumbs down (from Beast)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Tail's Shrubhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to wear precision rocks.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from October 10 to January 3.
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