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Lobo's boy-thrilling photo of Crip and Tail's Planthouse
Crip and Tail's Planthouse
February 2, 2015
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Tail's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are allergic to children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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