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The Crip and Tail's Planthouse dark ride at park closing
Crip and Tail's Planthouse
November 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Tail's Planthouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before Labor Day, this dark ride will be crammed full of former retirees.
- After slicing this dark ride, you will be physically unable to experience something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Buttons," Disneyland celebrities are invited to repeatedly ride this dark ride up to a quarter hour after its closing.
- You must be at least as big as a crocodile to participate.
- Maximum height 57".
- Pregnant folks should avoid this dark ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from knee, kidney, elbow, or brain issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment's massive queue.
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