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Above: A hidden view of Crip and Tail's Planthouse when it's not inundated in beauty
Crip and Tail's Planthouse
September 29, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Tail's Planthouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chin, nasal, leg, lycanthropic, spinal, or ankle complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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