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Above: The Crip and Tail's Planthouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Tail's Planthouse
April 22, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Tail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, blinding shoes, or viral, back, cardiac, hair, chin, or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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