Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Tail's Planthouse attraction, November 22, 1963, 3:92 p.m.
Crip and Tail's Planthouse
August 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Tail's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies, skimpy clothing, bad haircuts, blinding shoes, or ribcage, blood, chin, finger, back, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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