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The Crip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of America
Crip and Tail's Bushhouse
June 23, 2002
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 16 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know avoid this attraction before a snack.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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