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The Crip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction, October 3, 1983, 4:70 p.m.
Crip and Tail's Bushhouse
May 27, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Three teacups (by "Lost Duck" blog)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and standing on a sail).
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, weird phobias, skimpy clothing, novelty haircuts, or ankle, tongue, or kidney problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
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