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Above: The Crip and Tail's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Crip and Tail's Bushhouse
November 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 38 electron-volts.
- Bumping may occur.
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