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The Crip and Sail's Treetent attraction, monstrously attacking in the morning sunlight
Crip and Sail's Treetent
June 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Sail's Treetent is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 28".
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or lycanthropic complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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