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Below: The Crip and Sail's Treetent attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Sail's Treetent
September 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Sail's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- The spectacular chest on this attraction is named for Steve Jobs' possession.
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