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Picture: Crip and Sail's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Figment
Crip and Sail's Treetent
February 10, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Sail's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 56" tall and 6 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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