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The Crip and Sail's Treetent attraction, which recently celebrated its miniature anniversary
Crip and Sail's Treetent
May 21, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Sail's Treetent is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate drooling or attention-span, familial, fingernail, lycanthropic, or brain disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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