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The Crip and Sail's Treeshed attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Sail's Treeshed
December 14, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Seven happy faces
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Sail's Treeshed is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will joke with your party.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections, novelty haircuts, or clothing, lycanthropic, or romantic disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and glasses within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Nemo originally intended for this attraction to feature live griffins.
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