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The Crip and Sail's Treehut attraction, immediately considered to be the premier grand attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Sail's Treehut
August 18, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Treehut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 26".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young wimps.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No running or blogging encouraged.
- Annual passholders may be heard talking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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