Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Crip and Sail's Treehut, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Crip and Sail's Treehut
September 4, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Spendthrift family reunions
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Sail's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and glasses inside the entangling vines at most times.
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