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Lampwick's traveler-catching photo of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 3, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile toddlers
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
- Pinocchio originally intended for this attraction to exploit live people.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the main queue.
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