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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, March 24, 2007, 9:02 a.m.
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 9, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more exciting.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions or familial, brain, stomach, heart, blood, or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This is the only remaining attraction in the park where a glimpse of Jack Skellington can be experienced.
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