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A whiskered view of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's covered in fog

A whiskered view of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's covered in fog

Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1988
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Popular with: Men

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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