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Lampwick's traveler-catching photo of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Lampwick's traveler-catching photo of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 3, 1979
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Targeted at: Particularly juvenile toddlers

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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