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Above: Pierre's rogue-resting photo of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
August 9, 2000
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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