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Below: The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse show, which recently celebrated its steel anniversary
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
November 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before your birthday, this show will be dominated by guests.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
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