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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse experience, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
August 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
X stars (according to www.Aida.com)
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you have no business riding this experience.
- After experiencing this experience, find something that doesn't involve clams.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or clothing disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During bad weather, this experience may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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