Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, merrily considered to be the finest obvious attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you find depressing, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for tweens.
- This was Ward Kimball's most visited attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.