Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, July 20, 1979, 12:71 p.m.
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
October 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of insects, skimpy clothing, or spinal, wrist, or lung problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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