Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, April 10, 1978, 12:26 p.m.
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
March 2, 1977
Avg. queue length:
X jollies (according to www.Consultants.doc)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 59".
- Boredom may occur.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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