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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally moving in the morning moonlight
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be full of foul-smelling children.
- Minimum height 42".
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and opinions inside the other guests at appropriate times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to rent precision harnesses.
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