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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, monstrously daring in the afternoon park light
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
September 14, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- Instead of plumping this attraction, find something less magical.
- Minimum height 20".
- No babies or flash photography encouraged.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- There is an unpopular lounge that shares a door with this attraction's entrance.
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