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A goofy view of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in defeat

A goofy view of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in defeat

Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 11, 1996
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Targeted at: Women

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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