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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at first light

The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 1994
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Intended for: Intellectually impaired toddlers

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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