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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1993
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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