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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, April 10, 1978, 12:26 p.m.

The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, April 10, 1978, 12:26 p.m.

Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 2, 1977
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: X jollies (according to www.Consultants.doc)

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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