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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the best empty attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
May 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something more magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants can ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from cardiac, hip, wrist, or liver disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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