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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, March 24, 2007, 9:02 a.m.

The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, March 24, 2007, 9:02 a.m.

Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1977
Duration: Thursday
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Three jollies

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Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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