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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse show, which recently celebrated its steel anniversary

Below: The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse show, which recently celebrated its steel anniversary

Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: November 4, 1977
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Popular with: Extra-fannish tweens

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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