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Image: Romeo's visitor-confusing photo of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 11, 1959
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Description
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Advice
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction after breakfast.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
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