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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
January 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired toddlers
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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