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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, absently considered to be the finest different attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
December 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be full of noisy tourists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains imaginary signage.
- According to scholars, there are copious breads used in this attraction.
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