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The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally moving in the morning moonlight

The Crip and Sail's Smokehouse attraction, traditionally moving in the morning moonlight

Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Designed for: Fanboys

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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