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Pierre's rogue-resting photo of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Above: Pierre's rogue-resting photo of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Crip and Sail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 9, 2000
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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