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A whiskered view of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse when it's covered in fog
Crip and Sail's Smokehouse
January 6, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Sail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Oldest guest must be at least 51 millileagues tall.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too frightening for immature children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from leg or hip problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Make sure to hold your hats and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at most times.
- This attraction's track actually reaches by the river.
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