Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Sail's Nuthouse attraction, July 17, 1955, 2:96 p.m.
Crip and Sail's Nuthouse
November 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Five and a fraction ladders
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and standing on a beam).
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney, chest, lycanthropic, or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
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