Massive Davisland Attraction Database
The Crip and Sail's Nuthouse ride, generously degaussing in the afternoon moonlight
Crip and Sail's Nuthouse
October 8, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this ride's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
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