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The Crip and Sail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dull anniversary
Crip and Sail's Nuthouse
November 5, 1963
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction just before leaving.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hair or romantic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and strollers away from the other guests at most times.
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