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Pictured: Crip and Sail's Nuthouse, a favorite attraction of John Lasseter
Crip and Sail's Nuthouse
October 21, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or hair problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
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