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The Crip and Sail's Nuthouse attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Crip and Sail's Nuthouse
July 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Sail's Nuthouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland executives should visit this attraction just an hour after park opening.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
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