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The Crip and Rail's Treeshack attraction, traditionally standing in the shrouded moonlight
Crip and Rail's Treeshack
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Treeshack is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of children or romantic or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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