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Max Keeble's wraith-lifting photo of Crip and Rail's Treeshack
Crip and Rail's Treeshack
July 6, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Rail's Treeshack is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character photo pavilion.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, fear of clowns, high blood pressure, or hair, attention-span, tongue, liver, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- At one portion of the background, you can see a troll from a beloved attraction.
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