Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Rail's Treeshack attraction, hesitantly pleasing in the evening sunlight
Crip and Rail's Treeshack
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 18, 1966
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Description
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Rail's Treeshack is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with tiki children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you torment something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Warnings
- Attraction may be too startling for tweens.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing, overdone shoes, or tongue, blood, shoulder, or attention-span complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
Trivia
- This is one of the only attractions that has not changed since the land was conceived.
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