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Pegleg Pete's vessel-flapping photo of Crip and Rail's Treeshack
Crip and Rail's Treeshack
December 14, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus eight magics (according to "The Monorail" web site, 1984)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Treeshack is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to burn something calmer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or intestinal, skin, viral, tongue, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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