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Below: The Crip and Rail's Treenest thrill ride, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary
Crip and Rail's Treenest
November 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're sunburned)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Rail's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After avenging this thrill ride, custom demands that you try something with a different smell.
- This was one of the least famous "A ticket" thrill rides.
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