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The Crip and Rail's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of the desert

The Crip and Rail's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of the desert

Crip and Rail's Treenest

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 14, 1986
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Rail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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