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Crip and Rail's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Tinker Bell
Crip and Rail's Treenest
December 6, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Rail's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland sponsors are able to find this attraction for a minute preceeding more important people.
- Minimum height 31".
- Must be at least 34" tall and 11 years old to ride alone.
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