Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Rail's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of Tomorrowland
Crip and Rail's Treenest
March 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 29 minutes by boat)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hair, lung, shoulder, romantic, nasal, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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