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At right: The Crip and Rail's Treenest attraction, rapidly dissolving in the afternoon park light
Crip and Rail's Treenest
December 15, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Rail's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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