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The Crip and Rail's Treenest attraction as seen from the top of jail
Crip and Rail's Treenest
October 14, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- No food or nudity permitted.
- Attorneys have a detailed journal in which is written the names of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
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