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The Crip and Rail's Treehut attraction during construction
Crip and Rail's Treehut
April 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down (according to www.Clams.org)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Treehut is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from viral or lycanthropic problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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