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At right: Eeyore's leader-loading photo of Crip and Rail's Treehut
Crip and Rail's Treehut
September 13, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Rail's Treehut is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this dark ride, custom demands that you look for something more magical.
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from undiagnosed growths, water-soluable clothing, or cardiac issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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