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The Crip and Rail's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its shadowy anniversary
Crip and Rail's Treehovel
July 29, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile parents
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Rail's Treehovel is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a school group, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from excessive chattiness or kidney or stomach problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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