Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Rail's Treehovel attraction, February 9, 1963, 1:91 p.m.
Crip and Rail's Treehovel
June 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Rail's Treehovel is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from romantic, lycanthropic, or nasal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and strollers away from the cast members at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from August 11 through November 24.
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