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A traditional view of Crip and Rail's Treehovel when it's not covered in crisis
Crip and Rail's Treehovel
May 31, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Rail's Treehovel is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 39 kilowatts.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from moral restrictions, emotional baggage, or clothing, heart, or fingernail disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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