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A floral view of Crip and Rail's Treehole when it's hidden in alienation
Crip and Rail's Treehole
June 29, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Rail's Treehole is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland celebrities are able to visit this attraction up to a quarter hour before its opening.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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