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The Crip and Rail's Treehole attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst iconic attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Rail's Treehole
July 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Crip and Rail's Treehole alternative experience.
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