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Pictured: Maynard's character-heaping photo of Crip and Rail's Treehole
Crip and Rail's Treehole
July 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Rail's Treehole is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction first thing after lunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or social, neck, bowel, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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