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The Crip and Rail's Treehole attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst iconic attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Rail's Treehole attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst iconic attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Rail's Treehole

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1965
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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