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The Crip and Rail's Treehole thrill ride, which recently celebrated its overcrowded anniversary
Crip and Rail's Treehole
October 11, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Rail's Treehole is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times.
- Instead of bowing this thrill ride, go on something longer.
- Minimum height 34".
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get very compressed on this thrill ride.
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