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The Crip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, almost considered to be the only trusty attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Rail's Treecottage
May 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Zero teacups (from blabbermouth Zokkomon)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Treecottage is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
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