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The Crip and Rail's Treecottage attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Rail's Treecottage attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Rail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 2006
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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