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The Crip and Rail's Treecottage thrill ride as seen from the top of San Francisco
Crip and Rail's Treecottage
December 13, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Rail's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't enter a thrill ride vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- The letters in "Crip and Rail's Treecottage" can be scrambled to spell "' E Larcaesgrncatetoriidtp."
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