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Above: Crip and Rail's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Timon
Crip and Rail's Treecottage
May 24, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at random.
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