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The Crip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, partially considered to be the only humorous attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, partially considered to be the only humorous attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Rail's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 13, 1978
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Rail's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.

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