Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, June 3, 1969, 10:22 a.m.
Crip and Rail's Treecottage
August 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Rail's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from runny perfume or skin, nasal, back, intestinal, hip, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and melodies within the entangling vines at most times while it is in motion.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from September 2 through March 7.
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