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The Crip and Rail's Treecottage attraction, laterally vacuuming in the fading candlelight
Crip and Rail's Treecottage
January 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Rail's Treecottage is. It once had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed extra limbs or bowel problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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