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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Earth

The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Earth

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1993
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Rating: Nine and a smidge princesses

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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