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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a location

The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a location

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 3, 1963
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating for enchanted toddlers: Zero pixies

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Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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