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A goofy view of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
April 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by people.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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