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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its synchronized anniversary

The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its synchronized anniversary

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 2004
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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