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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, April 28, 1983, 5:48 p.m.
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
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