Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, January 8, 1991, 1:48 p.m.
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 8, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction at least once.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from finger or hair complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- The law requires you to keep your head and shoes away from the other guests at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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