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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the best reasonable attraction at Disneyland

The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, cunningly considered to be the best reasonable attraction at Disneyland

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 1980
Duration: 105 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Designed for: Toddlers

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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