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A soft view of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps

A soft view of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: October 14, 1969
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Rating: Ten stars (by Frank Thomas)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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