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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its complex anniversary

The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its complex anniversary

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 23, 1994
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Ten thumbs up

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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