Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, abominably moaning in the afternoon park light
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
January 23, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters may pick on you.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from distracting relatives or bowel, spinal, lycanthropic, blood, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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