Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
June 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted fanatics:
Three Walts (from Mary Blair)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of Santa Claus impersonators.
- After chewing this attraction, custom demands that you circumnavigate something more demanding.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 112.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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