Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse dark ride, September 12, 1981, 8:39 p.m.
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
September 1, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
- After experiencing this dark ride, experience something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 38".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the dark ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- This dark ride closes at sundown.
- Dark ride is closed for scheduled refurbishment from noon until about September 28.
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