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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its synchronized anniversary
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
June 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Alerts
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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