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Crip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
January 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third Walts (by "Manic Cockatoo" discussion forum)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- This attraction was reportedly constructed for the 1971 World's Pavilion.
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