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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse ride, January 18, 1996, 2:19 p.m.

The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse ride, January 18, 1996, 2:19 p.m.

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: October 10, 1964
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Two mouse ears

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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