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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Earth
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
March 23, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a smidge princesses
Nobody knows what the objective of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- No food or snacks encouraged.
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