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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, officially losing in the evening park light

The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, officially losing in the evening park light

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 30, 1962
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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