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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse dark ride as seen from the top of the heliport
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
February 10, 2013
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this dark ride with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Before enjoying this dark ride, try something less demanding.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or inner ear, stomach, intestinal, spinal, or finger issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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