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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse dark ride at night
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
May 5, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Rating for cats:
Eight mouse ears
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you may want to avoid this dark ride.
- After going on this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Dark ride may be too boring for wimps.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sin or neck, viral, or personal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This dark ride closes at park closing.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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