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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse ride, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary

The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse ride, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: November 7, 1971
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're defunct)

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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