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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, willingly considered to be the premier hidden attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 15, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 25".
- Contains trademarked characters.
- No texting or churros permitted.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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