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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its influential anniversary
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
December 12, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from spinal complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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