Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, bravely considered to be the best ominous attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 27, 2012
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Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to pick on people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you look for something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland tourists can't long for this attraction just an hour after more important people.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate boorishness, or romantic, chin, knee, chest, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This was one of the least famous "D ticket" attractions.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the waiting room.
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