Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a location
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
April 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted toddlers:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that requires less clothing.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet area.
- This is one of the many attractions that has not malfunctioned since the resort turned 65.
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