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A goofy view of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children

A goofy view of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in children

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 1959
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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