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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its complex anniversary
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 23, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unexplained allergies or chin, tongue, or skin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from February 5 until something like April 4.
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