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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse dark ride at night

The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse dark ride at night

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 5, 1993
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating for cats: Eight mouse ears


Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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