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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at park opening

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Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 12, 1998
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating for exhausted fanatics: Three Walts (from Mary Blair)

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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