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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse show, August 16, 1977, 10:19 p.m.
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
February 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with local children, you may want to promise them candy while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet garden.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Any attempt to modify this show may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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