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A soft view of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
October 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Ten stars (by Frank Thomas)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them before taking them on this ride.
- Before tumbling this ride, you will be physically unable to try something more exciting.
- Minimum height 25".
- Guest in front must be at least 59" tall.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
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