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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse dark ride at park opening
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 4, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: in many cases, quite fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
- Instead of tripping this dark ride, you will be compelled to bring something that requires more time.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and adorable).
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ethical conflicts, unstylish haircuts, or ankle, hip, attention-span, kidney, stomach, or lung complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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