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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
July 3, 1960
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- The visitor in the sheep room was originally a prop in the Disney film "7 Leagues Up the Bean".
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