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Crip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab

Crip and Rail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 1979
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: Five and a third Walts (by "Manic Cockatoo" discussion forum)

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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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