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An elusive view of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
June 2, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this experience will be hostile to Shriners.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 63".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, emotional baggage, or finger, blood, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is an outdated experience, viewers are required to bring their own special glasses.
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