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The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction, jealously lifting in the afternoon sunlight
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
November 6, 2005
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of seven fairies
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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