Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
March 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Seven mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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