Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Crip and Rail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Rail's Smokehouse
August 11, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Greater than five dollars
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Rail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or bowel, stomach, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks encouraged.
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