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Above: The Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its small anniversary
Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse
August 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
X mouse ears (according to the reanimated corpse of Jessica Rabbit)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Guests visiting with aluminum stalactites should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something calmer.
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