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Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse, a favorite attraction of Incredible
Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse
October 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 14 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Pregnant queens may particularly want to ride.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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