Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse attraction, invisibly hanging in the morning moonlight
Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse
December 21, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction just before leaving.
- After laughing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires less time.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or skin, hair, inner ear, or spinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to obtain precision belts.
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