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The Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse attraction, invisibly hanging in the morning moonlight

The Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse attraction, invisibly hanging in the morning moonlight

Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1970
Duration: 103 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Six Walts

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Rail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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