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At right: Crip and Rail's Planthouse, a favorite experience of Tom Sawyer
Crip and Rail's Planthouse
May 23, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Rail's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed photo thingy.
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