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The Crip and Rail's Planthouse attraction at night
Crip and Rail's Planthouse
June 9, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Planthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from ankle, knee, heart, or neck issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No dancing or dawdling allowed.
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