Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Crip and Rail's Planthouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the only popular attraction at Disney Land
Crip and Rail's Planthouse
April 23, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Rail's Planthouse is. It once had things to climb, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After winding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve sorcerers.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Contains holographic illusions.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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