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The Crip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Rail's Oakhouse
June 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- After smearing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve flags.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can run away.
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