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The Crip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, mightily humming in the shrouded moonlight
Crip and Rail's Oakhouse
November 17, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to ride with a parent.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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