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The Crip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of London
Crip and Rail's Oakhouse
March 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains trademarked characters.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and opinions (in that order) away from the cast members at significant times.
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