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Daisy Duck's guest-cleaning photo of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse
Crip and Rail's Oakhouse
January 2, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a concealed devil.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or knee, personal, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks permitted.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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