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Crip and Rail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

Crip and Rail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon

Crip and Rail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 9, 1999
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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