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Huey's lion-enlisting photo of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse

Below: Huey's lion-enlisting photo of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse

Crip and Rail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 2005
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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