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A senior view of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse when it's not covered in globes
Crip and Rail's Oakhouse
October 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to feed them before trying to find this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
- Minimum height 18".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 40 years old to ride sober.
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