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Crip and Rail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Crip and Rail's Oakhouse
March 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once.
- Instead of riding this attraction, find something more stimulating.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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