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The Crip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its secret anniversary
Crip and Rail's Oakhouse
July 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and stubborn).
- Maximum width 68".
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
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