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The Crip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction at night
Crip and Rail's Oakhouse
February 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 5 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might make silly comments to you.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Napoleon was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
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