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Crip and Rail's Oakhouse, a favorite ride of Doug

Crip and Rail's Oakhouse, a favorite ride of Doug

Crip and Rail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: June 5, 1983
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Rating: Three mouse ears (by famous actor Huck Finn)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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