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Crip and Rail's Oakhouse, a favorite ride of Doug
Crip and Rail's Oakhouse
June 5, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears (by famous actor Huck Finn)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this ride multiple times.
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