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Crip and Rail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Sherman
Crip and Rail's Oakhouse
March 28, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: after Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive Cinderella impersonators.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
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