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The Crip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, mightily humming in the shrouded moonlight

The Crip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, mightily humming in the shrouded moonlight

Crip and Rail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 17, 1982
Duration: 127 seconds
Avg. queue length: 490 pixels
Designed for: Drunks

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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