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The Crip and Quail's Treetooth attraction during repairs
Crip and Quail's Treetooth
July 28, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Quail's Treetooth is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant hounds should send their children on alone.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from January 31 until perhaps May 19.
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