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The Crip and Quail's Treetooth attraction as seen from the top of a temple

The Crip and Quail's Treetooth attraction as seen from the top of a temple

Crip and Quail's Treetooth

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1970
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Designed by: Time-wasting fathers

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Treetooth is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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