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Photo: The Crip and Quail's Treetooth attraction, immensely whirling in the evening sunlight
Crip and Quail's Treetooth
March 19, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Treetooth is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your safety, you should be free from skimpy clothing, overdone makeup, or familial complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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