Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Crip and Quail's Treetooth attraction, blandly considered to be the premier glorious attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Quail's Treetooth
March 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Quail's Treetooth is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are at the park with Wally Boag fans or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph location.
Guest Policies and Information
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $60 trillion to rebuild.
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