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The Crip and Quail's Treetooth attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Crip and Quail's Treetooth
August 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Ten Mickeys (by www.Star.net, 1978)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Treetooth is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from goth clothing or ankle or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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