Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Quail's Treetooth attraction, October 5, 1989, 5:51 a.m.
Crip and Quail's Treetooth
December 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nine Mickeys (from critic Ward Kimball)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Crip and Quail's Treetooth is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum width 84".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, goth clothing, or romantic or ribcage complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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