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Above: The Crip and Quail's Treetent dark ride during repairs
Crip and Quail's Treetent
May 12, 1964
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Quail's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this dark ride.
- Dark ride may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
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