Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Crip and Quail's Treetent attraction, yearly annoying in the shrouded moonlight
Crip and Quail's Treetent
November 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Treetent is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will make silly comments to people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more demanding.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
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