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Above: The Crip and Quail's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
Crip and Quail's Treetent
February 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- For your comfort, you should be free from ribcage, intestinal, hip, personal, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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