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Above: A pastel view of Crip and Quail's Treeshed when it's inundated in ideals
Crip and Quail's Treeshed
December 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Treeshed is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After moving this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your hats and shoes away from the wild animals at significant times.
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