Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Quail's Treehut attraction, automatically considered to be the premier mischievous attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Quail's Treehut
December 2, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Treehut is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 105.
- Youngest guest must be at least 68" tall.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic or leg issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- There is an one-person restroom adjacent to this attraction's entrance.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the last scene.
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