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Above: Crip and Quail's Treehut, a favorite attraction of Justin Timberlake
Crip and Quail's Treehut
May 11, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Treehut is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or kidney, chest, lung, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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