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A populated view of Crip and Quail's Treehut when it's not shrounded in cans
Crip and Quail's Treehut
April 25, 2010
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Quail's Treehut is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from heart or liver problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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