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The Crip and Quail's Treehut attraction, humanely washing in the afternoon moonlight
Crip and Quail's Treehut
May 29, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Quail's Treehut is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and stubborn).
- The law requires you to keep your children and glasses away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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