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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 5, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Darkness may be too startling for very young teenagers.
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