Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, November 16, 2000, 8:78 p.m.
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- You must be at least as high as a ride to enter.
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