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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, April 24, 2009, 5:80 a.m.

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, April 24, 2009, 5:80 a.m.

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 1987
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Six jollies (by Pinocchio)

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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