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John Hench's sheep-dowsing photo of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

John Hench's sheep-dowsing photo of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 13, 1965
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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