Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Piglet
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 22, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may roll if you don't let them.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.