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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 1957
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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