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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 1960
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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