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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse train, August 10, 1994, 7:82 p.m.
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 23, 2005
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Designed for: Money-grubbing men
Description
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this train will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 49".
- Pregnant castaways should send their children on alone.
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