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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1998
Duration: 159 seconds
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Rating: X teacups

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.

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