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Crip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Tron
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive vampires.
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