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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, March 13, 2002, 7:21 p.m.
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable Jafar interaction thingy.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
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