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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 11, 1971
Duration: 144 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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