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An overcrowded view of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness

An overcrowded view of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 30, 1973
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 152 steps

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Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.

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