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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, January 16, 1981, 7:55 a.m.
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
May 21, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Never popular with:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Precision Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors can experience this attraction up to a quarter hour after less important people.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 30".
- Must be at least 26" tall and 32 years old to ride on Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from brain, wrist, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- There is an unused baby-changing station just outside this attraction's exit.
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