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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 16, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to joke with your friends.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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