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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, quickly jumping in the morning park light

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, quickly jumping in the morning park light

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 1972
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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