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An overcrowded view of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
March 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may melt.
- The brutal rocketman is stutteringlyartificial.
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