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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse ride at night
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to experience this ride second to last thing during breakfast.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary requirements or skin, inner ear, hip, immunological, or attention-span complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This ride closes at moonrise.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
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