Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 6, 1982
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes (or 36 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 1 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Favored by: Infants

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

Touring Recommendations

Information

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your garden.