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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, calmly joking in the morning sunlight

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, calmly joking in the morning sunlight

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 12, 1978
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Designed for: Grandparents

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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