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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 21, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a delightful apple.
Policies and Warnings
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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