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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse experience during construction
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 14, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this experience is broken.
- After experiencing this experience, you will be physically unable to experience something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable drooling, sin, or viral, fingernail, chest, or finger issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- During unfortunate weather, this experience may fall to pieces.
- Make sure to hold your arms and shoes away from the experience at all times.
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