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An imaginative view of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in children

Pictured: An imaginative view of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in children

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Recommended for: Fathers

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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