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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its stained anniversary

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its stained anniversary

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 16, 1957
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 yards
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Money-grubbing children

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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