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Pictured: An imaginative view of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in children
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1955
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- Kanga was not allowed to see this attraction when working Disneyland.
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