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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at first light

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 2006
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 920 yards
Rating: X and five sevenths rainbows

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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