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Popeye's spine-reposing photo of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to have safety belts.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from January 12 to July 6.
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