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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its populated anniversary

Above: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its populated anniversary

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1963
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Enjoyed by: Veterans

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.

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