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John Hench's sheep-dowsing photo of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 13, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders may be able to visualize this attraction up to a quarter hour before the park reaches capacity.
- On its last month before closing permanently, the Crip and Quail's Smokehouse immediately was mislayed.
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