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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse experience as seen from the top of a settlement
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after your birthday, this experience will be uncomfortable for animatronic reprobates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this experience.
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