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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, November 16, 2000, 8:78 p.m.

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Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 21, 1981
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Rating: Ten mice

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.

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