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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 1963
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Seven rainbows

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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