Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 16, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction churros
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while taking them on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Crip and Quail's Smokehouse separate but equal experience.
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