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Popeye's spine-reposing photo of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Popeye's spine-reposing photo of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 20, 1978
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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