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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse experience during construction

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse experience during construction

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: January 14, 2015
Duration: 112 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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