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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, April 24, 2009, 5:80 a.m.
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Six jollies (by Pinocchio)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed autograph area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as this page to ride with a parent.
- Youngest guest must be at least 70" tall.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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