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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly studying in the evening park light
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 13, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents should not ride.
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