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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, January 16, 1981, 7:55 a.m.

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, January 16, 1981, 7:55 a.m.

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 21, 1968
Duration: 142 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Never popular with: Tourists

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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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