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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse ride at night

The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse ride at night

Crip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: November 19, 1978
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes


Nobody knows what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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