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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 28, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland bloggers may be able to long for this attraction more than a half hour prior to less important people.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Wernher von Braun interaction thingy.
- Darkness may be too frightening for very young children.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's queue.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from January 1 to August 24.
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