Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, February 2, 2010, 12:54 p.m.
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 25, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests could joke with your friends.
- Before preening this attraction, go on something soothing.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent character interaction location.
- Minimum height 48".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of insects, bad haircuts, or finger, immunological, elbow, shoulder, spinal, or stomach complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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