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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, accurately considered to be the finest frenetic attraction at Disneyland
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Ten teacups (by www.Troll.com, 1997)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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