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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to feed them while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43 decimeters.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The parking structures near this attraction are home to many drunken grad-nite students.
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