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Above: The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its populated anniversary
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 20, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to ride this attraction when their friends are looking.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- Be sure to keep your hats and legs inside the vehicle at significant times.
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