Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse train, August 10, 1994, 7:82 p.m.
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this train will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 49".
- Pregnant castaways should send their children on alone.
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