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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse adventure, September 21, 1973, 5:04 a.m.
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 18, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this adventure.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
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