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The Crip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Crip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Crip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Nightclub 49 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where liquor is forbidden.
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